POW!

gypsyone:

beach gyals

I never change, I simply become more myself.
Joyce Carol Oates (via hyyerclass)

beatofthedrumwordpress:

bllonde:

sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache

lol.

Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place.
Note to self   (via unlively)

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

fallontonight:

Jimmy took some time during the show to finish his Thank You Notes! 

fallontonight:

Jimmy took some time during the show to finish his Thank You Notes

me sitting at the bus stop for 30 seconds: where the bus

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

stuartsonofgagajefferies:

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

I’m not even allowed to use the microwave while they’re sleeping bc noise